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I don't have anything to write today so I'll c&p an e-mail from yesterday...

Teresa :
Where
Are
You?
Dana:
I
Am
At
My
Desk
Teresa: http://upsidedowndogs.com/
Fantastic.
Didja bring your lunch? I’m going to TB today. [Taco Bell]
Dana: Yeah, I’ll eat here then I have to go and get K’s b-day present during lunch. He turns 45 tomorrow (old man!!)
I was out yesterday. The old man got me sick.
Teresa: Damn he’s old. (As if my K is that far behind.) That sucks.
What are you getting him?
Dana: I can’t wait until he turns 50 and we get AARP benefits. I’m not even kidding. I effing love the AARP.
I want to get him a pair of Chaco sandals
Teresa: Lmao. You are so old lady.
Dana: Dude, have you ever looked at the AARP benefits? [blah,blah, blah/ deleted]. Seriously, 50 is the new awesome.
In summary, I’m all about AARP. Not so much all about being 50 myself though, which is why I’m excited for K to be 50.
Teresa: No Dana, I have not looked at AARP benefits. Ever. Good for you, though.
I started a blog. I need to keep working on it, though.
Dana: Is this conversation going to be in your blog?
Teresa: No. At least it wasn’t…
Dana: And just how big is your readership?
Teresa: I have two subscribers! :)
Dana: YAY!!!!!
Teresa: I know, right? You have AARP and I have "readers".
Dana: Don’t mess with the AARP. Those seniors can be positively vicious.
Teresa: I know. That’s why they really carry canes.
Dana: See?
Teresa: Have you had a blog? It’s a PITA trying to figure out what to write. I’m completely uncomfortable with the whole thing and the entries prove it- I hope it gets better with time.
Dana: I blogged for a little bit on my myspace account, but I get very uncomfortable with the whole thing myself.
Speaking of which, I’m about to delete my myspace in favor of facebook.
Teresa: I figured- you haven’t checked the damn thing in months.
Dana: Yeah. I’m pretty much over mycrack

[Teresa Update] I looked up Chaco Sandals. Dana, you are doing nothing to improve the age issue here, sorry.